A short bio:

I spent my early years in Kirksville, MO, near a drainage ditch referred to as "Shit Crick." People who lived near this landmark were, and still are, referred to disdainfully as "Crickers" and treated like shit. Trying to help people recognize the difference between what is and is not shit, and between appropriate and inappropriate ways of dealing with both has been my vocation in church and academy for over forty years. Periodically I have worked on a memoir tentatively titled, "Tails for the Toilet"; the title relates to the fact that, since we only had one modern toilet when our two kids were in elementary school, when they got off the school bus and both needed to unload, they had to flip a coin to see who got to go inside and who had to wait or go outside. Perhaps this website will inspire me to get back to that project.

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
Any place but my pants.

Favorite Toilet:
Toto; but I can't afford one; my brother-in-law who lives in Iowa has one, which is another reason for confusing that state with heaven.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

A friend was searching the internet for helpful suggestions with constipation during pregnancy, and turned up a Poop Report story. I am known among friends for my ability to relate almost anything to the toilet, and so she notified me. Thanks to the birth of our first grandchild, my wife and I have only recently been forced kicking and screaming to enter the computer age. Now I know what I have been missing.

Member for:
1 year 9 weeks

Points:
2