My username comes from a close butt-talking friend, who dubbed me with this moniker because
a) I'm loud,
b) I make an impact whenever I enter a room, and
c) I fart a lot
ooooo, those ones that quietly suck everything down in one quick and sure motion
Oh, my, a colleague stumbled upon it and immediately e-mailed me the link. I read the best poopreport ever, One Day in 1963, laughing so hard I was crying. The beauty of the logjam's prose sold me on the wonder and delight of this site.