A short bio:

Nothing scares me, I've got twins. Umm, except that bumblebee checkin' me out while I was mid-poop the summer of '89.

Location:
Kansas City

Birthdate:
Feb 21 1963

Gender:
Female

Favorite Bathroom:
Nordstrom's (Not that I shop there that much, but I do head there for mall duty.)

Favorite Toilet:
Larry the Cable Guy has it right: The cripple stool is the Cadillac of the poopin stools!

Shameful Status:
Not sure

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Kirkland's Finest. It's cheap and you get forty-leven rolls all at once.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Reading articles about broken coccyxeses, I ran across a story of how a guy had to poop a bus through the eye of a needle. Too funny. My kind of humor!

Member for:
1 year 23 weeks

Points:
655