A short bio:

Field-trained and certified snout sniper;relater of entertaining, true-life "tales from the left side".

Also, I have vast stores of spelling and usage education...and I'm not afraid to use them.

Favorite Bathroom:
The orchid-bedecked glass, brass and marble second floor sanctum at Worldwide Sportsman on Plantation Key, Florida. I like to leave the occasional olfactory calling card to the pretentious boobs who frequent the place.

Favorite Toilet:
Um...as long as it flushes, I'm okay with it.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I "had an accident" on the net.

Member for:
26 weeks 6 hours

Points:
44