A short bio:

I'm a solid shitter and I've cleared out a lav in less than 15 seconds, but I'm a courtesy flusher and always light a match or spray neutralizing air freshner. Mr. Bunghole and I have just recently become empty nesters, mid 40-somethings with two pootiful offspring.

Location:
Southern Central State Area

Birthdate:
Mar 14 2006

Gender:
Female

Favorite Bathroom:
The one closest when I really need to go, butt I've desecrated a leaf or two in the great outdoors.

Favorite Toilet:
American Standards can withstand a monumental poo.

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Squeezable Charmin is kind to my cheeks, but I always carry wipes in a small ziptop bag in case of emergencies

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

In googling for funny poop stories, this just came up and out!

Member for:
3 years 34 weeks

Points:
432