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Profile for Captain Craptastic

Personal Information


37 year-old student at Cal State Hayward. Preference for pooping only at home. Strange bathrooms of questionable hygiene are not conducive to an enjoyable poop experience. Usual output: two poops per day, seldom have diarrhea, never constipated, first poop of the day like clockwork: 20 minutes after awakening without fail.


Hayward CA

May 2 1970

Male

Pooping Preferences


At home

anything in white porcelain (no Japanese squat-over jobs, ugh).

Shameless Shitter

Anything in a two-ply in large quantities (warehouse supply means unlimited pooping)

Googled "poop" and the rest is history....

History


24 weeks 3 days

Points


43

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