A short bio:

37 year-old student at Cal State Hayward. Preference for pooping only at home. Strange bathrooms of questionable hygiene are not conducive to an enjoyable poop experience. Usual output: two poops per day, seldom have diarrhea, never constipated, first poop of the day like clockwork: 20 minutes after awakening without fail.

Location:
Hayward CA

Birthdate:
May 2 1970

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
At home

Favorite Toilet:
anything in white porcelain (no Japanese squat-over jobs, ugh).

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Anything in a two-ply in large quantities (warehouse supply means unlimited pooping)

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Googled "poop" and the rest is history....

Member for:
24 weeks 3 days

Points:
43