My name is Jeff. I live in the midwest and am in my late thirties. I stumbled upon this site a few hours ago and have been laughing like a hippie on shrooms ever since. I think my kids are beginning to get worried. I have yet to discover all the categories of shame but this is how I perceive myself. Up until probably five years ago I was a "phobic shitter" as in, I didn't shit in public....Ever!! I managed to struggle from the shackles of phobia to the point I became an "extremely shameful shitter"....under the direst of circumstances I might find an isolated public restroom. I now feel that I am transcending the realm of "enlightened shameful shitter". I now know I will never again fork out upwards of a hundred bucks for a hotel room for the sole purpose of five minutes of privacy. I still have a very long way to go though!! I pray that I may find the enlightenment and strength through Poopreport.com to one day break these chains that bind me and become a fullfledged "shameless shitter".
A few days ago I took a dump that felt like the Titanic coming out sideways. It was as if my ass ring had just been ripped ten sizes bigger. During clean up I noticed a little blood on the paper. I got paranoid and started googling all that's related to poop and buttholes. I am now fairly convinced the vicodin I have been taking the past month and a low fiber diet is my problem. But in the process I discovered poopreport.com so it was worth giving birth to what felt like a full grown sumo wrestler through my ass. It may have been divine intervention that has led me here.
