login
or
register
MAIN SECTIONS
MAIN SECTIONS
Stories About Poop
Intellectual Crap
Consumer Reports
Fun with Feces
Poop at the Office
Techniques
Travel Logs
The Captain's Log
Academic Poop
Home
RESOURCES
The PoopReport Gift Pack
Poop Culture: The Book
Journal of Ass Production
The PoopReport Store
The Skatole Shirt
PoopReport FAQ
Best Of PoopReport
Press Room
Advertise!
PoopReport on Myspace
PoopReport on Facebook
Green Super Crappers Tackle Criminal Waste (5)
Reno Man Kickin' it Old Stool for a Buck (4)
The Dangers of Dumping in Durban (10)
More headlines...
NEWS AND ADVICE
The BM News Wire
Ask PoopReport
Ask a Poodiatrist
Eternal Debates
FEATURES
Special Reports
Movie Poop Archive
Toilet Paper Survey
Pooetry
Comics
Poop Contests
MOVEMENTS
I Poop and I Vote!
Shameless Shitting
Poop For Peace
The Summer Stoolstice
DISCUSSIONS
Shit Of My Career
Childbirth Poop
Book Of The Shameless
First Memory of Poop
More...
REPORT POOP
Poop Forums
PoopReport Chat
Submit
SEARCH
Navigation
member list
recent posts
Poop Comics
Our Buddies
our buddies:
poop culture
sphincterine
shitbegone
college stories
mr. winky
guide to bodily fluids
not what you meant
strangemall
fishbucket
networkgeek
i love bacon
art by mike paglia
klaus kinski
kurt's shirts
--> more links <--
Lower left rotating ad
most recent poll -- formatted
Your toilet is broken and a plumber can't come until the next day. You really gotta go! What do you do?:
Swallow your pride and ask your new neighbors, who you don't know beyond a brief introduction, if you can use theirs.
Poop behind some shrubbery in your back yard.
Shit in the bathtub and force it down the drain with your toes....eewwwwwwww!!
Climb into the kitchen sink and shit in the garbage disposal...double eewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Go ahead and pile it in the commode, the plumber is well paid and can cope with it.
Shit in a bag and put it in the trash.
Other, please explain. (Holding it in is not an option!)
25 comments
|
older polls
|
results
Poop at the Movies
Crapola
view
+/- comments
stories
track
Type
Post
Author
Replies
Last post
story
Death March in May
OutdoorPooper
30
1 day 2 hours ago
story
The Secret Society Of The Shart
The Iron Mike
55
1 day 11 hours ago
story
Turkish Delight
El Scumbag
49
1 day 12 hours ago
story
The Executive Decision
Red Ryan
25
3 days 15 hours ago
poll
What's longest you've gone without changing your underwear, and why?
prarie doggin
89
4 days 9 hours ago
story
Ask Poopreport: Is Chapstick Truly A Relief For Hemorrhoids?
carlsweets
36
5 days 3 hours ago
story
Death On The Throne: The Passing Of Elvis Presley
The Big Wiper
188
1 week 3 days ago
story
Heaving Las Vegas
Pill Pooper
23
1 week 6 days ago
story
Rabbit Pellet Poop
Poonurse
25
1 week 6 days ago
story
Corn In The Poop?
Dr. Adams
166
1 week 6 days ago
story
Religion In The Stall
Anomalous Coward
39
2 weeks 16 hours ago
story
how long can you safely sit?
Poonurse
24
2 weeks 3 days ago
story
A Day In The Life Of A Shameful Shitter
Pill Pooper
50
2 weeks 3 days ago
story
Colonoscopy: We All Must Open Wide!
Squat-n-leaveit
41
3 weeks 1 day ago
poll
Do you fart before you poo, or poo before you fart?
Mel
58
3 weeks 3 days ago
story
Eternal Debates: Talking
Dave
48
3 weeks 6 days ago
story
The Ninth Stall
Boopoo
38
4 weeks 2 hours ago
story
Kids In The Wrong Crapper
Kay O. Pectate
55
4 weeks 1 day ago
story
On The Job Staining
ShartsRUs
16
4 weeks 5 days ago
story
The Vacuum Power Of An Average Airplane Toilet
Dave
28
5 weeks 1 day ago
page
Poop For Peace Day: April 17, 2009
Dave
56
5 weeks 2 days ago
poll
If you pooped your pants, what would you do with the soiled underwear?
Pants Pooper
119
5 weeks 3 days ago
story
Metamucil: Bright Lights, Big Shitty
Crapola
54
5 weeks 4 days ago
story
A Goose Or A Gander
daphne
26
7 weeks 3 hours ago
story
The Parent Crap
SnapKing
26
7 weeks 2 days ago
1
2
3
4
5
6
next page
last page
new upper ads
Text Ads
Got problems with your butt?
Ask Motherload, PoopReport's resident poodiatrist
USABIDET
Affordable. Attachable. Adjustable. It doesn't get any better.
usabidet.com
Your ad here!
Recent comments
Food For Toilet: Life Without A Gallbladder (98)
The Fight For The Throne (16)
The Penitent Poop Nazis (40)
does constipation really hurt you? (30)
Your toilet is broken and a plumber can't come until the next day. You really gotta go! What do you do? (25)
male toxic shock syndrome (159)
How Iran Drops The Bomb (31)
Ask Poopreport: How Do We Neutralize A Co-Worker's Bomb Zone? (18)
The Cashier Manager's Request (19)
Eternal Debates: Getting Out Stuck Shit (232)
Who's online
There are currently 2 users and 488 guests online.
Online users:
Mrs. Mad Crapper
anglea
Ad 1
Ad 2
Highest Users
user
points
Dave
11977
daphne
4405
prarie doggin
3905
The Shit Volcano
3817
Logjam
2805
ChiefThunderbutt
2788
Bilgepump
2776
GottaGoGirl
2615
The Dumpster
2507
sittingpretty
2332
The Big Wiper
2287
doniker
1551
DungDaddy
1460
healthy 1
1431
Thunderbox
1379
See all users
ranked by points
Browse content
by author
View
some statistics
Learn more
about userpoints
About PoopReport
|
Advertise!
|
The PoopReport Press Room
|
Report Your Poop
|
Contact Dave
Copyright 2000-2009 by PoopReport.com. All content is meant to entertain, not offend. Hope you enjoyed it.
