A short bio:

I love farting and shitting, both of which I take an inordinate amount of pride in. My farts come in many shapes and sizes and I often leave a smear of faux choco sauce in my underwear. My turds are what I term 'splashers' and serve to drive the cats out of the bathroom for the remainder of the day.

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
Upstairs, next to my room. Nice and warm sitting there crapping next to the radiator.

Favorite Toilet:
Nope, so long as the seat isn't still warm from the person before.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Just came across it and glad I did.

Member for:
2 years 35 weeks

Points:
48