A short bio:

I'm a married Army spouse who was born and raised on the east coast. Now I'm a west coast hippie soaking up the Pacific Northwest rain. I've got 2 kids, a multitude of pets, and I love good wine, writing, and crafty shit like crocheting, sewing, and drawing. I have a small candle business. You can find more out about me and the menagerie at http://www.daphneszoo.com/

Location:
Washington state, where everyone poops. It's a pooper's haven.

Birthdate:
Apr 2 1969

Favorite Bathroom:
Our ground floor guest bathroom. It's decorated in shabby chic and is full of antiques, so I feel fairly pampered. The lighting is also very soft, and that sets a relaxed, pooping atmosphere. Plus, that's where all the good reading material is.

Favorite Toilet:
Just one that flushes more than a nickel. Nothing ruins the moment like your cup runneth-ing over.

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Angel Soft or Quilted Northern, whichever is cheaper (usually Angel Soft)

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I was up late one night after everyone else went to bed. We were living in a University Place apartment for six months while looking for a house, and I happened to find Poopreport in a search for some humor to read while I wound down. That was back in December of 2003. I've been a poopreporter ever since.

Member for:
3 years 44 weeks

Points:
4196