daphne

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Pooping Preferences

Favorite Bathroom
Our ground floor guest bathroom. It's decorated in shabby chic and is full of antiques, so I feel fairly pampered. The lighting is also very soft, and that sets a relaxed, pooping atmosphere. Plus, that's where all the good reading material is.
Favorite Toilet
Just one that flushes more than a nickel. Nothing ruins the moment like your cup runneth-ing over.
Favorite Toilet Paper Brand
Scott Naturals. One-ply, soft, and doesn't fall apart. And natural. Whatever that means.
Shameful Status
Enlightened Shamefulness
How I Discovered PoopReport.com

I was up late one night after everyone else went to bed. We were living in a University Place apartment for six months while looking for a house, and I happened to find Poopreport in a search for some humor to read while I wound down. That was back in December of 2003. I've been a poopreporter ever since.

Personal Information

A short bio

I am a native east coastie living as a west coast hippie, soaking up the Pacific Northwest rain with two kids and a multitude of pets. I love good wine, writing, cooking, and crafty shit like crocheting, sewing, jewelry-making and drawing. I have an associate's degree in Accounting and Account Fraud and an associate's in Criminal Justice with a psychology specialization. Now I attend Utica's computer forensic bachelor's program and hope in the years to come to help find missing and exploited children. Up yours, human traffickers!

Gender
Female
Location
Washington state, where everyone poops. It's a pooper's haven.
Birthdate
04/02/1969

History

Member for
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