daphne

Pooping Preferences

Favorite Bathroom

Our ground floor guest bathroom. It's decorated in shabby chic and is full of antiques, so I feel fairly pampered. The lighting is also very soft, and that sets a relaxed, pooping atmosphere. Plus, that's where all the good reading material is.

Favorite Toilet

Just one that flushes more than a nickel. Nothing ruins the moment like your cup runneth-ing over.

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand

Scott Naturals. One-ply, soft, and doesn't fall apart. And natural. Whatever that means.

Shameful Status

Enlightened Shamefulness

How I Discovered PoopReport.com

I was up late one night after everyone else went to bed. We were living in a University Place apartment for six months while looking for a house, and I happened to find Poopreport in a search for some humor to read while I wound down. That was back in December of 2003. I've been a poopreporter ever since.

Personal Information

A short bio

I'm a married retired Army spouse who was born and raised on the east coast. Now I'm a west coast hippie soaking up the Pacific Northwest rain. I've got two kids, a multitude of pets, and I love good wine, writing, and crafty shit like crocheting, sewing, jewelry-making and drawing. I am a non-traditional college student and recently earned an associate's degree in Accounting and Account Fraud, and I am now working on a second minor of Criminal Justice with a psychology specialization. I hope to have a computer forensics degree in near years to come in order to help find missing and exploited children. People who hurt children and animals suck!

Gender

Female

Location

Washington state, where everyone poops. It's a pooper's haven.

Birthdate

04/02/1969

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6008

History

Member for

7 years 38 weeks

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