A short bio:

I'm a married Army spouse who was born and raised on the east coast. Now I'm a west coast hippie soaking up the Pacific Northwest rain. I've got 2 kids, a multitude of pets, and I love good wine, writing, and crafty shit like crocheting, sewing, and drawing. I have a small candle business and am currently attending Rasmussen online for a degree in Accounting and Account Fraud so I can later catch White Collar criminal douchebags who try to stick it the Little Man. Damn you, White Collar criminal douchebags, I'll get you yet!!! You can find more out about me and the menagerie at http://www.daphneszoo.com/

Location:
Washington state, where everyone poops. It's a pooper's haven.

Birthdate:
Apr 2 1969

Gender:
Female

Favorite Bathroom:
Our ground floor guest bathroom. It's decorated in shabby chic and is full of antiques, so I feel fairly pampered. The lighting is also very soft, and that sets a relaxed, pooping atmosphere. Plus, that's where all the good reading material is.

Have you read Dave's book yet?:
Yes and it changed my bathroom life!

Favorite Toilet:
Just one that flushes more than a nickel. Nothing ruins the moment like your cup runneth-ing over.

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Angel Soft or Quilted Northern, whichever is cheaper (usually Angel Soft)

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I was up late one night after everyone else went to bed. We were living in a University Place apartment for six months while looking for a house, and I happened to find Poopreport in a search for some humor to read while I wound down. That was back in December of 2003. I've been a poopreporter ever since.

Member for:
4 years 12 weeks

Points:
4403