Location:
Washington state, where everyone poops. It's a pooper's haven.

Birthdate:
Apr 2 1969

Favorite Bathroom:
Our ground floor guest bathroom. It's decorated in shabby chic and is full of antiques, so I feel fairly pampered. The lighting is also very soft, and that sets a relaxed, pooping atmosphere. Plus, that's where all the good reading material is.

Favorite Toilet:
Just one that flushes more than a nickel. Nothing ruins the moment like your cup runneth-ing over.

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Angel Soft or Quilted Northern, whichever is cheaper (usually Angel Soft)

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I was up late one night after everyone else went to bed. We were living in a University Place apartment for six months while looking for a house, and I happened to find Poopreport in a search for some humor to read while I wound down. Tha was back in December of 2003. I've been a poopreporter ever since.

Member for:
2 years 37 weeks

Points:
3216