A short bio:

I am but a transport device to a charismatic colon

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
master bathroom

Favorite Toilet:
It's a custom job... elongated bowl, high flow (illegal black market) tank, and a turbo one-action straight-pull valve actuator

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Kirkland (80 roll pack from Costco)

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Google... probably. My friends refuse to acknowledge this site. Oh wait, I don't have any friends.

Member for:
2 years 30 weeks

Points:
46