I've been a pooper most of my life, although I think there's been some ambivalence about it. For instance, I've created some stellar shit which I know would win prizes at the county fair, and I've also had moments where I'm just fighting to get the stuff out. I've been known to eat beans without so much as letting a pooter out, and then to eat sugar and fell small trees with my deadly aroma. It's hard to say where I'll go with my poo career. I think I came here to figure all that out.
