A short bio:

I am an English gentleman who adores the act of defecation, tea, buttered crumpets, and all the other wonderful things that make England great. Except chavs and other disgraceful upstarts that, er, don't.

Let Jeeves take your coat and pour you a Pimms, and do sit down and have a cigar. Jolly good!

Location:
Scumbag Manor, Scumton-On-The-Hill, in the fair county of East Sussex

Birthdate:
Jun 5 1971

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
Any that's cleanish

Favorite Toilet:
The nearest one, when I need it.

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Andrex Double Velvet. Love your bum, as they say.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I've known of it for years but only in early 2009 did I bother to register and spend time here. Been hooked ever since.

Member for:
43 weeks 5 days

Points:
598