As a master of the arts of crapulation, i would like to take this opportunity to say,'thank you' to the World United Academy of Turding Arts (WUATA), who so graciously have deemed that I represent them at the 3rd Annual Crapologist Convention, this spring. Thank you all so much, as I crap upon you all with great gratitude and compassion.

Surfing through the poop, i discovered this kernel, floating along in the stew.