A short bio:

Longest turd:
Approximately 2 feet

Typical turd length:
Approximately 6 inches

Location:
Grunting it out and flushing it down, in northeast Alabama

Birthdate:
Jul 29 1965

Gender:
Male

Favorite Toilet:
One that's deep enough in the front that my penis doesn't touch porcelain or water, but not so high as to cause bullseyes.

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Scott, or similarly no-nonsense, durable tissue, that one can dig a mess out with.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Around 2004, A friend posted a link, in IRC, to the Poop For Peace page.

Member for:
4 years 6 weeks

Points:
45