Did my first poop at age about 30 minutes, and have been pooping ever since. Will propbably do my final poop within 30 minutes of my death.
Link from Flatulina.com, discovered when googling for music made with farts
USABIDET: Wash -- don't wipe!Toilet paper and politics share common ground: they both just smear poop.usabidet.com
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