When I was born I was very young, and things headed downhill from there. A lot of people ask me if I'm related to that "other" Whitman but I assure you: I am not my father's son. My lawyer told me to say that.
My 'likes' are: Beer, Backrubs and Blowjobs
My 'dislikes' are: Prison Showers, Ice Cream that's been melted and then re-frozen (ewww!), and PEOPLE WHO WON'T GET OUT OF THE FUCKING FASTLANE!!! There, I feel better now.
