Okay, so me and my GF have been together 3 years. The very first time she farted was probably the second time we were around eachother, she was walking across the room and I heard her, she said that wasn't a fart, her ankle popped! I sometimes wish I could go back to that exact day and time, because she has not stopped farting ever since. She is gorgeous, tan, light green mesmerizing eyes, great skin, wonderful hair...the perfect woman, but she smells SO bad I can hardly take it. It makes my eyes water, my throat gets tight and it lingers throughout the entire house, car, restroom, store, restaurant, movies. It is dreadfully embarassing to me as I have to walk away from her at one point every single day when we are out in public....PLEASE HELP otherwise she might be single very soon! She's beautiful......but she stinks!
