A short bio:

I basically experience mind blowing cathartic visions of destiny and spiritual allignment during my long dumps. the irritable bowel stigmata essentially testifies to the messianic nature of my toilet experiences. It is not so much a call from nature, but from beyond the commonly understood universe- the centrifugal and totalistic draw of the forces of ultimate reality. It is from this force that the seemingly indecipherable mathematics of "what is" command me to drop deuces and attempt to make sense of it all in this life.

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
There's a place in Beijing that sells crispy duck and sticky buns AT THE STALL AS YOU GO!!

Favorite Toilet:
Arby's, my friend dave's house, mountains.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

A vision came to me. An enchanted woodland gnome shitting on the end of a rainbow told me to share my world with you.

Member for:
1 year 16 weeks

Points:
11