A short bio:

Yeah, um, I don't know. I'm a member of a rare lilliputian race that's only 3 inches tall, and I type by hopping on the keys. My poop is tiny and I like to hide it in the big people's food supply. They never notice.

Gender:
Female

Favorite Bathroom:
In a public bathroom with lots of writing on the walls

Favorite Toilet:
The best toilets have fuzzy lids

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I was bored, so I Googled "poop" and this popped up.

Member for:
3 years 47 weeks

Points:
1