- Favorite Bathroom
- Home sweet home, so I can kick back with a Game Informer, or even my laptop. Nothing like dropping a deuce and playing some Tetris!
- Favorite Toilet
- Anything that doesn't clog easily
- Favorite Toilet Paper Brand
- Anything other than Army-issued paper. We call it John Wayne paper, because "It's rough, it's tough, and it won't take any shit from your ass"
- Shameful Status
- Shameless Shitter
- How I Discovered PoopReport.com
Just happened to find it in a search, and thought it was funny.
- A short bio
I'm in the Army, and am a budding musician. I eat a lot, and combined with my legendary metabolism, yield some of the most unbelievable dunes known.
- Detroit area
- Member for
- 5 years 49 weeks