A short bio:

I'm in the Army, and am a budding musician. I eat a lot, and combined with my legendary metabolism, yield some of the most unbelievable dunes known.

Location:
Detroit area

Birthdate:
Feb 4 2008

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
Home sweet home, so I can kick back with a Game Informer, or even my laptop. Nothing like dropping a deuce and playing some Tetris!

Favorite Toilet:
Anything that doesn't clog easily

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Anything other than Army-issued paper. We call it John Wayne paper, because "It's rough, it's tough, and it won't take any shit from your ass"

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Just happened to find it in a search, and thought it was funny.

Member for:
49 weeks 16 hours

Points:
47