A short bio:

Sphincters clinch upon my arrival to your public restroom. When im done doing that horrific pleasure, nones wrinkle, eyes water in disgust as you wonder what wild animal I ate for breakfast. And i cut em quick, im in and out in under 90 seconds.

Birthdate:
Jul 28 2009

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
Any busy restroom will doo

Favorite Toilet:
anything with an aperature wide enough to accept my offering

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Typed "I have to take a shit" into my PDA about 5 seconds prior to manufacturing the "shit of my career"

Member for:
20 weeks 3 days

Points:
15