A short bio:

I thought I was moving up in the world. I thought moving into a house with two bathrooms was a major step up for me. I thought all was right with the universe...until the first time I dropped a deuce in the new house and had to plunge the crapper.

It's never a good sign when a toilet can't handle my rabbit pellet sized poops. God only knows how many times I'm going to end up putting on a HazMat suit to clean up after my husband leaves elephant turds in his bathroom.

Location:
Following the scent of Lysol

Birthdate:
Sep 3 1982

Gender:
Female

Favorite Bathroom:
Doesn't matter

Favorite Toilet:
Not picky here either - I'm an equal opportunity pooper

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Regular Charmin - But even a shirt sleeve will do in a pinch

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

On a fateful in September when the wind was brisk and the leaves were turning beautiful shades of autumn. I was stuck in an office with nothing to do and Googled my way to "funny stories about poop." Imagine that.

Member for:
1 year 30 weeks

Points:
387