A short bio:

Why hello there!
I'm Aidyn, and I find poop to be a great source of amusement. I have an adorable dog who shamelessly poops all the time and a beautiful girlfriend who denies ever pooping at all.

Apart from this poopy forum, I'm a business owner by day (well, my "business" has three people, but SO!) and an unintentional scenester stereotype by night. I perform stand-up comedy every now and then, too.

Location:
Gainesville, FL (a boring town with no excitement or culture)

Birthdate:
Aug 18 1986

Gender:
Female

Favorite Bathroom:
There's only one bathroom in my apartment, but it would be my favorite.

Favorite Toilet:
Despite the fact that I like my bathroom, I do NOT like my toilet - it often takes more than one flush to get all my shit down! I hate that!

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Charmin (though I've yet to figure out why it has that title, when there's really nothing charmin' about wiping your ass...)

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I typed in "girls don't poop" on Google, and voila!

Member for:
3 years 29 weeks

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