I have two elimination-related claims to fame. First, my mother tells me I was fully toilet trained before I was one year old. The reason was because I pooped like clockwork at the same time each day, so she decided to simply set me on the pot at that time and presto! I pooped. Second, I have maintained that regularity throughout my adult life. I know for a fact I have not had a day without at least one poop for over 15 years, in spite of numerous road trips, camping trips, exotic foods, varying schedules, etc. It is the life accomplishment I am most proud of, and I hope to extend my "streak" until I am flushed from this world.