A short bio:

I am personally fascinated by the philosophy of poop. To quote Mike Myers, I believe that "Haha" and "Ah HA!" are related industries. Put another way, I love poopreport because it embodies the (tumultuous) relationship between comedy and intellectual thinking...and I will squeeze it out if I have to.

Location:
SF

Birthdate:
May 30 1983

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
Any bathroom with a view

Favorite Toilet:
I'm easy to please as long as the seat fits my cheeks

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Anything double-ply

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I'm pretty sure my friend showed me this site in 1997 and there has been no going back.

Member for:
25 weeks 2 days

Points:
11