A short bio:

Grew up in SoCal. Moved to and lived in CO for 27 years, crapping all over the mountains. Back in SoCal now livin' the dream and crapping in the iffy beach toilets. Haven't seen anything too disgusting. Yet...

Location:
Orange County, CA

Birthdate:
Mar 5 1962

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
In the ladies room at the warehouse where I work because it is much cleaner than the men's, and when I foul the place it makes me laugh.

Favorite Toilet:
Anything that sounds like it's gonna suck your balls off while you're standing over it pulling the handle.

Shameful Status:
Not sure

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I heard how some congressman got a buttload of money for the toilet summit in some godforsaken european country. I searched to find out what it was about and found a link to PR. The first post I read was about the toilet summit and how much Dave would love to address them. One of my favorite sites ever since.

Member for:
3 years 2 weeks

Points:
88