A short bio:

I was born in north NJ and now reside in the dirty south of NJ. I'm extremely well educated and, to my mother's dismay, I've yet to use my worthless degree. Although, I guess it's not totally worthless. My MA in English lit did earn me a Poolitzer prize. I write from the heart and from the bung.

Location:
Central/Southern NJ

Birthdate:
Jun 4 1978

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
My parent's house. The fart fan is nice and loud and the toilet could swallow a small child whole.

Favorite Toilet:
The old blue Ferguson that used to be in my parent's house. I miss you 'ol buddy. *tear*

Shameful Status:
Shameful Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Anything in two ply. My anus needs pampering

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I was looking for a daily joke site and happened to surf on by. It was almost 5yrs ago and I've been a daily reader ever since.

Member for:
4 years 10 weeks

Points:
531