What do I know about poop? I've been pooping my whole life. Orgasims aside, there's no better feeling in the world than a bountiful movement.
Top five foods that go through me like the Shanghai Maglev:
1. eggplant
2. lentils
3. apples (still crazy after all these years)
4. prunes (of course)
5. fig squares (aka "shit squares")
