Had my first sigmoidoscopy and colonoscopy at fifteen and haven't looked back since. Oh, wait, I'm still fifteen.

Thanks to these experiences, I'm a proud Shameless Shitter.

I was procrastinating on a bio essay when I felt those all-too-familiar crampings in the mid-abdomen. After making several trips to the commode with no success, I decided to Google "make yourself poop." And here I am.