Gallstone sufferer, IBS, lactose intolerent, you name it, I've pooped it. Should be 90 pounds with all the times I crap per day. My new term for food is "a one point meal" since it has no time to digest.
Thank all for my special friend finding this for me and sending it my way. She's witnessed almost every after meal glory and kept the 3rd stall reserved for my butt. This makes up for years of teasing.