When I was small, I discovered that my poop smelled good and everyone else's did not. That still holds true, unless I eat something **really** foul, then mine are a bit less pleasant. I can make the dog leave the bathroom when I poop. I used to find joy in giving my wife Dutch Ovens, now that we are divorced she lists "smelly farts" as one of her pet peeves on her MySpace page. I'm currently remodeling and looking for a Teflon-coated toilet in order to keep things a bit cleaner.
