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story	Japanese Women: The Ultimate Shameful Shitters	Matthew W.	32	14 weeks 1 day ago
page	Doo The Dew: The Great Mountain Dew Pitch Black Green Poo Experiment	Dave	246	17 weeks 2 days ago
story	Eternal Debates: The Bathroom Fan	Dave	53	21 weeks 1 day ago
story	CONTEST #8: The Ideal Celebrity Poop Spokesperson: An Open Letter To Tom Green	Dave	13	25 weeks 1 day ago
story	Contest #23: Six Word Poop Stories	Dave	284	27 weeks 2 days ago
story	A Tip For The Plumber	Professor Lump	11	1 year 8 weeks ago
story	Ask PoopReport: What Is With You People?	Jenny Dowds	35	1 year 9 weeks ago
story	Contest #24: Headlines About Books And Poops	Dave	25	1 year 23 weeks ago
story	Tiny Fighter: A Tragedy	ChiknGreez	17	1 year 27 weeks ago
story	Fake Poop Storie: my storie buffet pain	www.blured	19	1 year 33 weeks ago
story	CONTEST #16: The Sound Of The Fury	Dave	15	1 year 38 weeks ago
story	CONTEST #8: The Ideal Celebrity Poop Spokesperson	Dave	36	1 year 38 weeks ago
story	A Goose Or A Gander	daphne	23	1 year 40 weeks ago
page	PoopReport on the BBC	Dave	29	2 years 29 weeks ago
story	CONTEST #15: If PoopReport Sold Out	Dave	28	2 years 40 weeks ago
story	CONTEST #5: Rename The Bidet	Dave	5	4 years 22 weeks ago

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