Well, I'm a psychic. Not a very good one because I still work as a secretary during the day. And, I'm a mean one most of the time. But, I'm a very, very good channel. People tell me channels are psychic. I don't feel psychic. I also am very interested in poop as my butt hurts much of the time and depending on what quality poop is happening my butt will either hurt more or less. Psychically speaking I'm not getting anything. That's why I'm tickled pink to have found the Poop Report.