A short bio:

I'm a deranged historian and writer. Good with languages, which makes up for my utter incompetence with numbers. I enjoy books, music, beer, and the ocean. I hate noise and having people sneeze near me. I think I'm witty, but chances are this isn't true. I make excellent scrambled eggs.

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
If a man's home is his castle, his home's toilet is his throne. No place like home.

Favorite Toilet:
Are there "brands"?

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Because of my innate shamelessness and also because I'm fascinated with the complexity of the act of pooping, one day I pulled up my favorite browser, typed "poop"+"stories"...and this site came up. A love story began: That was 4 years ago.

Member for:
2 years 27 weeks

Points:
2