Crapping, Dookity-Dooing, Making soft serve, Stinking it up to be damned, Dropping one, Firing one off, Dropping a couple, Spewing, Checkity-Checkin' m'self, Releasing the Crackin, Dumping, Shitting, Dropping a Deuce, two-ing, Shoo-Shooin', Doo-dooing, Doin' the doo, Leaving a pile, Log-a-ree-uh-ing, Leaving-a-log, Making Stool, BM-ing, Logging in, Turding, Hershey-Squirting, Diarrhea-ing, Pinching a loaf, Foaming, Making a snake, Taking a crap, Making a dookie, Making a doo-doo, Dookie-ing. These are all words that I grew up using (and still use) instead of "Poop". I never actually heard "poop" very much until around 2005. Now everyone says "poop". I will always use one of these or some other more creative word as a reference to letting the butt nuggets out the back door. "Poop" is what little girls do. "Nuke the site from orbit" is what I do, and I am proud of it. :^)
My Floam-a-rhea was so pungent I almost vomited whilst wiping, so I googled "why does my shit smell so bad?" and this website was the first one to come up. Good read. A lot of inspiration.
