I can fit 12 Reeses Pieces in my nose. I like fucked up dolls, puppets and masks. I hate any one that enjoys the show "Friends". I think this country needs a second political party. Christian fundamentalists, and other cult members, make me itchy.I don't like nazis, sexists, homophobes or other bigots. I have a huge penis and am the most handsome man alive. My dog's farts smell like fish oil. Mine smell like rotting carcasses. I believe that Beanie Babies are stuffed with the shattered bones of baby seals. My girl friend does not approve of my jackassery on these web sites. I think that SUV drivers should be forced to go fight for the oil that they consume.