My bathroom. Anything other than the height and size of my toilet is awkward.
Er, I'll get back to you on that. *scuttles off to check toilet*
I was searching Wikipedia for a bathroom humor page, hoping to find some sort of reassurance that loving butt jokes is acceptable. I discovered that it is taboo in many cultures to utter toilet humor jokes, but I also found a link to the "intellectual" PoopReport site! From the "Your #1 source for your #2 business" tagline, I was hooked.