A short bio:

Nobody important.

Favorite Bathroom:
Master Bathroom

Favorite Toilet:
Old 1920s type with square tank, connected to bowl by angle pipe

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Whatever's on sale

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Forced to read it by friend.
Held down against my will, eyes propped open by toothpicks.

Member for:
2 years 26 weeks

Points:
17