Was in the Marines and ate MRE's which make alligator size turds. Nice. Lived in NYC and got sick many times at street fairs and block parties eating weird shit. Never got the shits from any nasty looking "food" in Chinatown. Lamb biryani produces vile gas and a friend I rode the elevator in Macy's up and down the 18 floors gassing the cute little French girls. Shopping with my wife makes me nervous and I get the SBD's to share with other shoppers especially the fancy ass affluent ones. Eat even a few sesame seeds before leaving and POW! ZOWIE!, Batman! We'll share an unholy cloud of the most deliciously decadent dookie gas ever! Pregnant deer scent is really good for shopping too. Don't leave prints on the vials.

Was searching for a remedy for sesame seed gassy, leaky, poopiness. Love them seeds but there's a price to pay. Anyhoo, this site was listed in the Googling. Baddabing! Had to register for this one!