A short bio:

I am a walking talking pooping bi-pedal sack of flesh containing bones, more flesh, goo and poo. I eat, then I poo - it's like some kind of cycle I haven't figured out yet. Eat, then poo - or is it poo, then eat? What DID come first?

Location:
CANADA

Birthdate:
Oct 20 1900

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
The mayor's front porch.

Favorite Toilet:
The world is a toilet, but maybe the top of Mount Everest? Poopsicles anybody?

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Klingon free ultra soft

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I have been online since the early 90's. It was inevitable. Especially because I like searching for really weird things like "FAAAAAAAAAAART", "huge dump", "anal explosion", "massive shit", "turd burglar" etc....... just because the thought crosses my mind and to confound anybody working for a search engine company tracking my IP with insanity and confusion. Oh, to have a record of EVERY query I have made to the internet - a man would know EVERYTHING. The horrible horrible truth about the monkeys growing on the dirtwad planet in the bumblefuck galaxy that are obsessed with feces.

Member for:
1 year 30 weeks

Points:
2