A talented, born windmaker with enough hot air to sail a ship around the world and back. Enjoys regularity that others only dream of. I am the envy of my family, second only to my brother. Queen of the backdraft, the "second-wave shit", and the "curly-queue". Hobbies inlcude power-farting, silent olfactory assaults in tight spaces, and pummeling public toilets. Hear me roar!
