A short bio:

My love of spicy food and beer sometimes requires me to make the occasional unpleasant deposit. Thus my username is Sphincter Spanker. God bless the thick moisturized butt wipe producers.

Location:
Brownsville

Birthdate:
Mar 3 1962

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
My ex-wife's.

Favorite Toilet:
No favorite brand, just appreciate a clean one with easily accessible quality paper and a powerful flush.

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Charmin ULTRA

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I was probably drunk, and doing some sort of weird search. I really dont remember.

Member for:
2 years 26 weeks

Points:
17