Of the things in life that give me pleasure,
pinching of that stinky, long, brown, soft treasure
tops my list in no small measure, of this there can be no doubt.
However,
There is one other thing to which I must bring attention
One very pleasurable thing that by logical extension
Is tied for first place on the list I've just mentioned,
And that is taking a piss.
Whether on a tree or off the side of a road
Into a stream or into a commode,
When you've waited till your bladder is about to explode
It's to the great pleasure offered by the piss that I dedicate this ode.
Jun 5 2009
Pooping Preferences
Besides the one in my apartment, I find restrooms in the lobbies of upscale hotels to be the best.
Besides the one in my apartment? Why, my portable piss pot, of course!
