*I'm lactose intolerant but that doesn't intimidate me- I show milk who's boss, then I'm usually reminded that I'm really the bitch in that "relationshit" Awfull gas combined with ferocious diarrhea!
*Burger King absolutely KILLS my stomach- The Whopper indeed creates a 'whopperous' part of my day being spent on the toilet with cramps & the sweats. Their onion rings give me the worst gas ever, my husband can always tell when I ate them for lunch--- ALWAYS!
* I come from a long line of loud stinky gassers & proud shitters. It was comical for us- we (my siblings & I) send picture texts when something of great importance has taken place in the porceline latrine. Which brings me to another hilarious & sad but true tale:
*My Grandfather met a woman once who had just had a baby girl. They shared pleasantries & he told her how beautiful her baby was. He asked what her name was & the woman said with pride "Porceline Latrine!" She said she had seen the name on a box in Sears & thought it was so beautiful that she decided that she would name her baby that. She had no idea that she had named her daughter after a toilet. I wonder if she is still none the wiser...
I've never found it other than at Girl Scout Camp when I was a young 'un. It's brown, has these porous-like bumps all over it & is quite rough. I don't know why but this make & model had a lasting effect on me. Yet I cannot find it anywhere.
MANswers on Spike Tv- My husband was flipping channels & I heard just enough to catch what I thought was the website address & went directly to the computer. I'm completely satisfied with the array of shittiness being shared here! I also emailed my local radio DJ about the site- he does a daily segment about cool websites. Hopefully one day you can do an interview with them- that would be awesome!!
