A short bio:

My dad was Godzilla when he was dumping. "His" bathroom was right off the kitchen and the bowl of his john would resonate like the voice of Godzilla - BAA-AAH-OOOHP!!! My Mom and sisters are shit wiccas, so I guess I come from good stock.

Birthdate:
May 5 1965

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
Ground level 1/2 bath at home

Favorite Toilet:
The one in the Chicago airport with the automatic ass gasket feeder

Shameful Status:
Not sure

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Cottonelle - no lotion - lotion makes me feel like the doctor is gonna check it out

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I can't remember, but I'm glad I found it. I guess I was prowling the 'Net lookin' for funny shit.

Member for:
2 years 25 weeks

Points:
26