We like sunsets, fine wine, and taking a crap on the beach. Ass yourself, are you an edge thinker? Have you ever shat off a cliff? Look into the depths of your soul and ask yourself, do I have enough fiber in my diet? Do I eat enough fruit? As the great Mr. Elvis Presley said in his final moments, "CORN!?!" These questions are but the peanuts in an even greater evacuation of the lower colon of our minds. We are the carriers of a message that has been held in for fart too long... a phrase that if passed around and taken to the heart and places beyond will bring peace among the people. That nugget of thought is this: he who farts and walks away shares the glory of his depressurization with all those along his path.
