A short bio:

I spend a lot of time on the throne. I read constantly and am an avid reader of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I do a lot of thinking and planning on the can. My philosophy on mental health is "some people do yoga, I poop." Unfortunately I visit the throne quite often, which might be a bit unhealthy. Regardless I keep sitting and reading filling my mind with information and my toilet with turds.

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
My bathroom in my apartment

Favorite Toilet:
No particular preference, just no outhouses or porta-johns

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Charmin - extra soft

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

On a whim, I let the 4 year old inside of me type in the words "turd" on bing.com search and nothing particularly interesting came up (surprisingly). My wife then said to me "try poop" and this site came up. I read the story about orange poop aloud with my wife and we laughed so hard that we shared tears and possibly concerned the neighbors. I've discussed poop my whole life. This site is what I need.

Member for:
20 weeks 2 days

Points:
77