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If your turds were a movie title, which would they most resemble?:
Krakatoa, East of Java - a steamy volcanic heap of chili crap.
Mission: Impossible - the stubborn beast just won`t come out.
Dirty Dozen - a bowlful of smelly floaters.
Gone With The Wind - a barrage of exploding farty feces.
Das Boot - a gigantic lone sinker.
Some other title that fits your turds - please explain.
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