A short bio:

My father, an accomplished chemist (and an absolute shameless) and my mother, a rocket scientist taught me well about the joys of intellectual pursuit, of any and all things, basic or otherwise. Poop IS funny, interesting and often a cause for daily contemplation. But not in all forms of company. I've found good comrades here. Most of my life, I've dealt with others' crap (many, many species' feces worth) so I've had many-a-serious conversation about poo.... It IS the ultimate fact of life!

Birthdate:
Apr 26 1973

Gender:
Never you mind

Favorite Bathroom:
My own, but anywhere private will doo.

Favorite Toilet:
Brand? Not sure, but anything that will handle "destroying the evidence" is just fine. Al Fresco (privately) suits me just as well.

Shameful Status:
Not sure

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Whatever's on sale, that has some softness to it.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

This wonderful site was a link on a page of "heptune" which is all about the science of farts. Gotta love the science behind it all ;)

Member for:
1 year 24 weeks

Points:
160